the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
 
 
upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(Source: fencehopping)

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) ◔ ⌣ ◔
Anonymous
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
i can tell everything to 2 people—my bestie and my best guy friend who lives like a million miles away oops
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?
no
thanks for dat ask m8
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
i’m definitely a people person ;3;
thanks for the ask my friend////
wolveswolves:

Arctic wolf pups (Canis lupus arctos) by David Mech

wolveswolves:

Arctic wolf pups (Canis lupus arctos) by David Mech

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

tincek-marincek:

Arno Dorian by tincek-marincek
And here’s finished Arno from new Assassin’s Creed Unity by Ubisoft. Like usually, I drew him in Photoshop for 17 hours. More info you can check on links above. Enjoy.

tincek-marincek:

Arno Dorian by tincek-marincek

And here’s finished Arno from new Assassin’s Creed Unity by Ubisoft. Like usually, I drew him in Photoshop for 17 hours. More info you can check on links above. Enjoy.

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ಠ╭╮ಠ (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
Anonymous
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
yep i’ve got a twin brother! but that’s it uwu
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
yeah but not recently or anything
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
nope! i don’t really buy the whole ‘love’ concept thing idk
thank you for your ask anonym /3/
*:・゚✧ put a thing in my ask i dare u ✧゚・: *
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

benjiecon:

you have my attention

benjiecon:

you have my attention

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(Source: tyaene)