the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
 
 

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

(Source: nylooms)

try living in colorado right now

bombing:

i love multitasking and i love getting permanently banned from zoos so i killed two birds with one stone

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone)

(Source: videohall)

lordeddardstark:

why does everyone fight over the iron throne anyway like maybe if it was a massage chair i’d understand

ye
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: mildshota)

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)

(Source: hannahbowl)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

(Source: my-jane-doe)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: dimarinski)

(Source: foxxycleopatra)