"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
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